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FAQ
Where are you located?
We're a US-based company and we actually print on American soil, California and Texas, to be exact. No mystery warehouses, no "ships from somewhere in the Pacific" vibes. Just real printing, in real states, on a real map.
International? We've got you. We've partnered with printers around the world so your tee arrives without a passport stamp and a three-week delay.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Astrology doesn't care what country you're in, and neither do we.We ship worldwide. Rates vary by location, check the shipping policy for the specifics, or just order it and trust the universe.(Saturn will handle the logistics.)
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Obviously. We're not going to just take your money and go quiet, that's a Scorpio moon move and we're better than that.Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the carrier page at 11pm. We see you. We've been there.
How long will my order take?
Good things take a minute. Apparently, so do astrologically accurate shirts.
Most orders are processed within 2–5 business days, then handed off to the shipping gods. Delivery time depends on where you live and the shipping method you choose at checkout.
Once your order ships, you’ll get tracking info so you can refresh it obsessively like a completely normal person.
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