I REPLIED IN MY HEAD. 📡
The comeback was perfect. The explanation was airtight. You just never actually said it out loud, because by the time you finished the conversation in your mind, the real one had already moved on.
You won, technically. Nobody else was there for it.
What you're actually getting: heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Garment-dyed, gets softer every wash. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS–3XL.
Debate concluded. Solo 🌚